Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6kg but can range from 40kg-200kg
Occurance: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
Physical Properties
- Boils at nothing, freezes with no known reason.
- Bitter if incorrectly used.
- Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
Chemical Properties
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
- May explode without warning.
- Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
Common Uses
- Highly ornamental.
- Can be a great aid to relaxation.
Potential Hazards
- Highly dangerous, even in experienced hands.
- Illegal to posses more than one.
General Advice
- Avoid contact wherever possible as cures can be expensive !

ahahas :D
damn funney canns.
my idea of chemistry.
found this while doing random search on google.
should show this to my science teacher :D